I am absurd. And random. And unrepentently dorky.

I obsess over ridiculous things, like chalkware owl lamps from the 1970s and dancing pseudo-celebrities.

I find it hard to balance my pursuits, throwing myself headfirst into things that inspire me, infuriate me, or simply make me smile.

I try to be frugal, scouring sales and clipping coupons. I’ll lament about paying $1.50 for a bottle of laundry detergent, then turn around and pay $30 for shampoo because omg! I need it! #priorities

I like to cook. And bake. And make pretty cakes.

In February of 2015, I started a journey to become healthier and lose weight. I follow a low carb/high fat diet, focusing on eliminating sugar and grains, as well as avoiding processed foods.

I love makeup and fashion.


Disclaimer: The information presented on this blog is for entertainment purposes only. I am not a medical doctor or registered dietitian. This blog is not a substitute for advice given to you by your physician. Always consult your physician or health care provider before beginning any weight loss, nutrition, or exercise program.